I love awarding this title to someone who kills themselves and sorts out the problem in one move.
On the weekend, a 24-year-old idiot paramedic called Jonathan Erasmus, climbed over a safety rail to take a photograph, after which he fell several hundred metres to his death.
Dumbass Tomcruise.
If you put danny glover tom cruise into Google, you’ll find my last blog entry. I love this. Maybe my definition of “tomcruise” will take off 
“Tomcruise” is my word for “dumbass”, because Tom Cruise exemplified the term when he jumped on Oprah’s couch, said he would eat the placenta, and then backed out. They might all have been called “dannyglovers” if he had eaten the placenta.
Anyway, Danny Glover is almost as ignorant as Pat Robertson. The latter said that Haiti was hit by this devastating earthquake because they “swore a pact to the devil”. Yes, really.
Now Danny Glover, who I was a little worried about after seeing him in 2012, has decided he is a scientist now. He has said that Haiti was hit by this devastating earthquake because of climate change. Yes, really.
Since I believe strongly that climate change (rebranded from global warming, because they realised nobody believed them) is a man-made hoax, this has made me lose even more respect for the man.
Danny Glover is my tomcruise for 2010. Yes, the whole year. Not even the most famous “older man in a cape”, Vitamin B-16, comes close.