quantum resonance

Fifteen percent of South African school children have been forced to have sex, a study by an international group of epidemiologists based in Canada has revealed, the SABC reported.

I am terribly disappointed that I was never molested at school. Clearly I hung out with the wrong kids … *sigh*

As I posted in 2006:

22 May 2006 is the official founding day of the New Religious Order, or NRO, so we have declared it a Holy Day. 22 May will now be known as Bliksem Day. Henceforth, all days will be in the new calendar dated from BS 1.

BS 1 – 22 May 2006 – 21 May 2007
BS 2 – 22 May 2007 – 21 May 2008
BS 3 – 22 May 2008 – 21 May 2009

This means that tomorrow is BS 3.218. I'm not quite sure why this question was asked of me in the first place.

A screen capture from News24.com:

Ra-ra-ree
Kick her in the knee.
Ra-ra-runt
Kick her in the other knee.

Kaploes, kaploes,
die branders slaan op my knieë.
Ek weet dit rym nie,
maar ek wag vir hoogwater.

But the political muppets dancing around and haphazardly spraying piss all over each other to mark their lucrative territories are not bright. And when I say not bright, I of course mean unbelievably fucking stupid. — Chris Roper

See related link.

Equally as funny as the failed $700bn nationalisation of private US banks are the antics of the Ferrari F1 team on Sunday, during the first ever night race. I laughed out loud when Raikonnen crashed into the wall four laps from the end.

"Spokesperson James Gillies says experts have gone into the Large Hadron Collider to examine the damage that halted operations soon after the start-up."

… And haven't been seen since.

And in other completely unrelated news, no one in this timeline has heard of Jesus Christ, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is president of USA.

From TFA (see related link):

"Free State ANC chief whip Playfair Morule has been fined R36 000 or 12 months' imprisonment for killing a man in a hit-and-run accident."

Don't you just love his name?