Randolph West
Cleverly disguised as a Canadian
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Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery
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You Know You Are In South Africa When …
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Deep Share: Start the Revolution With Me
Matching Business Intelligence with Cloud Computing
Microsoft Antitrust Lawsuit
Of Plastic Knives, Ice Packs and Paper Napkins
Online Storage
Open Letter to the President of South Africa, Mr Thabo Mbeki
Postulations on Quantum Theory
The Da Vinci Code
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caesar had some jam for tea
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Poetry
1987
The Cruiser
The Eagle
1988
August 1945
Catch It!
Overcoming Affliction
1994
Birds of War
Blade (Dedicated to Lorena Bobbit)
Bonfire of the Psychopath – Part I
Bonfire of the Psychopath – Part II
Finesse
Lamp
My …
Rugby
White Stick
1996
Bitch!
No More Tears
No Tomorrow
1997
Do What You Want To Do
Morning All
1999
Atrocity
Home-Coming Queen
Killing Time
Mary Had A Little Lamb
What Game Do You Play?
When Freddie Died
2000
Hey Baby
2002
A Feeling
Be Mine
Crazy
Empty
Fate
Muff, the Plastic Drag Queen
Music
Ode to the Catholic Church
2003
Mercenary
Poke Her
2004
Light in the Window
The Anchor
To Be
2006
Dancing
Love Is
2007
Feel the Love
2008
Hungry For You
Mary
My Life For You
Penelope-Anne
2009
Damaged Goods
Friend
Hindsight
Lips
Mommy
The Monster Under The Bed
2010
Dirty Fridge Poetry
Millions
Writings Not By Me
Famous Quotations
Legacy (Dan Rabinowitz)
Small Dark Glasses (Matthew Hall)
The Land of Netherbedoe (Brendon Bezuidenhout)
Why Terminator 3 Will Suck (Will Shaw)
Sayings
Contact Me
1999
Poems written in 1999.