Randolph West
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Of Plastic Knives, Ice Packs and Paper Napkins
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1987
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The Eagle
1988
August 1945
Catch It!
Overcoming Affliction
1994
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Blade (Dedicated to Lorena Bobbit)
Bonfire of the Psychopath – Part I
Bonfire of the Psychopath – Part II
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White Stick
1996
Bitch!
No More Tears
No Tomorrow
1997
Do What You Want To Do
Morning All
1999
Atrocity
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What Game Do You Play?
When Freddie Died
2000
Hey Baby
2002
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2003
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Poke Her
2004
Light in the Window
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2006
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Love Is
2007
Feel the Love
2008
Hungry For You
Mary
My Life For You
Penelope-Anne
2009
Damaged Goods
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The Monster Under The Bed
2010
Dirty Fridge Poetry
Millions
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Legacy (Dan Rabinowitz)
Small Dark Glasses (Matthew Hall)
The Land of Netherbedoe (Brendon Bezuidenhout)
Why Terminator 3 Will Suck (Will Shaw)
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