Mentioned in the Daily Dispatch (7 February 1998). Quoted on 5fm in the mid 1990s by Alex Jay. Indexed by AOL on 1 April 2004.

Welcome to the most important section of my website: The Quantum Resonance Joke Palace (previously known as Topkapi's Tasteless Jokes). Of course, since I am such a twisted person, with more than just a leaning to the tasteless side of life, this page is not for the faint-hearted. Don't say I didn't warn you ...

Parental Guidance is advised.

There are two sections to this part of my website: Tasteless Jokes and non-Tasteless Jokes, both of which may include really old content along with the more recent stuff.

Tasteless Section (may contain EXPLICIT CONTENT):

100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Man - (And 10 That Suck)
14 things a man can do at Hyperama - while his wife is taking her time
A Consent Plea - from the penis
Canonical List Of Chuck Norris Facts - Around 700 of the bastards!
Epol Diet - or, what I did In the shopping queue
Free Advice And Nifty Ideas
Gay Wedding Rules - Rules for getting married in the New South Africa
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly - If only
Life Tips
Little Johnny Jokes
Momma Jokes - She's so fat, old, smelly ...
New South African Dictionary - Weds don't come easy
Nun Jokes - Sister Mary and Sister Bernadette
One-Liners From Hell - Contains Explicit Content!
Pooh Goes Ape-Shit - Not by A A Milne
Questions You Were Too Afraid To Ask
Really Sick Baby Jokes - mmmm, tasty!
Really Terrible Diana Jokes - A bit tame now ...
Rules For Dogs
Sir Paul and Heather - An article on the fateful pair
The Hoff! - Tasteless because he's David Hasselhoff!
The Saga Of Eskimo Nell - Contains Explicit Content!
Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
Tips For Evil Cult Members
Tips For Evil Overlords
Twenty Rules To Live By At Halloween (And For That Matter, Year Around)
Useful Phrases For Arab Travel
Welcome To Hell
Winnie-The-Pooh Jokes - Bother, said Pooh
Women And Men
You Know You Are In South Africa When ...
You Know You Live In Johannesburg When ...
You Know You're Gay When ...

25 Funniest Analogies - Allegedly written by school children
All About Beer - All you've ever wanted to know
Blonde One-Liners
Canonical List Of Answering Machine Messages - They've still got it
Corporate Lessons - Good governance
DEC Wars - A UNIX version of Star Wars
Dilbertisms - By Scott Adams
English Language - Kaos In The Classrum
Even Technicians Get Fooled - My escapades with electricity (true story)
Haiku Error Messages For Windows
How To Bathe A Cat - Here, kitty ...
How To Install Software - Not for 3-year-olds
I've Learned - As I've matured ...
Letter To Koos - an old South African favourite
McDonnell Douglas - Aircraft Acquisition Form
Men Of 2002 - No more abuse from women!
Overheard from Klingon Programmers
Pinky and the Brain - "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Queen's Unix Rhapsody - This is the real life
Stephen Wright And Jack Handy - Always a success with lunatics
Taxi At Soweto - Togetherness Tshabalala
There Ought To Be A Word For That - And there is
Useless Information - To keep you up at night
Wanna Date My Daughter? - The original eight simple rules that sparked a TV show
What's Wrong With This Picture? - over 15 000 hits from AOL users on 1 April 2004 for this page!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why the Star Trek Future is Impossible - The Scott Adams Future
Why Women are Better Than Men - Well, why they think they're better
Windows Vista Recall - Lissen y'all
You Are A Child Of The Eighties If ... - 'nuff said
You Know You Are Too Stressed When ... - Coffee, anyone?