(Close your eyes if you must):

• Real Name: Randolph Potter
• Nickname: DigitalBiscuit, Randy, and used to be Topkapi
• Age: 33
• Profession: Senior Consultant (and database wizard)
• 15 minutes of fame: I developed ShutOff 2000 and NCANE.COM
• Religious belief: I have started the Smiters of Iniquity, and I declare Elton John the Official Bitch
• Living arrangements: My husband and I live in a house in the north of Johannesburg with two bitches
• Favourite food: Bangers and Mash; Roast beef, baked potatoes and Yorkshire Pudding
• Favourite soft drink: Coca-Cola
• Favourite authors: Stephen King; Terry Pratchett; J. K. Rowling; Bill Bryson; Yours Truly
• Favourite music: Pet Shop Boys; Queen
• Favourite films: The Dark Knight, Terminator 2: Judgement Day; Shawshank Redemption; Moulin Rouge!
• Favourite sports: Cricket and professional wrestling, although I am an armchair supporter only
• Favourite pastimes: Reading, writing, spending time with friends and loved ones, mucking about on my PC
• Photographs: Take a look
• Blog: See what I'm thinking right now
• Bob Code: (huh?) KHOPkKph- lwW EItO-d++ m56 CEIc B-x Olwm LbeSsGmMp ScsMC+ T++ A5 H8o b11+ D4
• Geek Code: Get it here
• SETI@home Stats: View BOINC statistics.
• Public PGP Key: Get it here
• More Information: Random ramblings about my boring life so far